when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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