The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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