a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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