Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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