problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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