from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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