Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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