i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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