dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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