So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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