If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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