oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I understand Curling. That high.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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