I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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