Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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