Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
either way he was missing a nipple.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Randomize
