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(314): View more from Missouri

My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig

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(614): View more from Ohio

Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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(909): View more from California

I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.

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(626): View more from California

it was like eating out sand paper

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

how do do this?

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?

(931): View more from Tennessee

keep making boys cry?

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