Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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