i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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