You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Come share oat with me in your robe
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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