they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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