I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So many bounce houses so little time
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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