I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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