I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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