3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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