I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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