No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i dont even know how to be here
No subtext here. People are naked.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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