I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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