Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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