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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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