ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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