dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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