it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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