it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I smell like Dick and happiness
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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