i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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