nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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