SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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