He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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