why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just high enough for therapy.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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