hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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