one two three fourrrrnication!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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