Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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