Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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