David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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