My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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