Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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