Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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