erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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