Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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