I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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