I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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